fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black.  A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: FRIENDS COME IN WHILE YOU’RE WORKING.  STOP TO TALK TO THEM.  MANAGER TURNS CORNER.

Bottom Text: “AND OVER HERE IS THE ITEM YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WHICH IS A GOOD ITEM AND… ARE THEY GONE?”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black.  A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Is this everything you have?”

Bottom Text: “No.  Let me show you the SECRET selection.”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black.  A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “First transaction of the day”

Bottom Text: “Return”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black.  A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: VISIT STORE ON YOUR DAY OFF

Bottom Text: REGULAR: “I KNOW YOU’RE NOT WORKING TODAY, BUT…”]